Where Have All The Flowers Gone?

I must apologize to my readers (all three of you) for my lack of updates recently. School and work have come together in an unholy union of pure busy, so I haven't really had the time to write anything. Since both will be coming to an end shortly, I should have more updates relatively soon. In the meantime, enjoy a few links that have brought me great amusement in the last two months:

The Reason For My URL

Proof That Eliminating Characters Is The Best Way to Liven Things Up

IT'S PIKACHU!!!


I've Got Balls Of Steel! (Note: definitely NSFW)

How To Win An Oscar By Yelling For Two Hours

The Reason John Kerry Lost The 2004 Election

I Guarantee You'll Think Of This The Next Time You Have Thanksgiving Dinner

Metal Gear Primary: Solid Obama vs. Liquid Clinton...tell me that's not an evil laugh

Mace Obama Meets His End

I think that's enough for now. I should have something more substantial for you by the end of next week; until I find a job, I don't exactly have a ton to do.